[ The flat, disbelieving look Anders gives him isn't really going to make him feel any less foolish, unfortunately. ]

Well, the spirits don't know anything about the age of this gravestone, but they're shocked to see such an incredibly large child standing in front of me.

[ Is he twelve?? Anders wiggles his own fingers for effect, although it's a decidedly sarcastic effect. ]

I'm a spirit healer, not a messenger. Your guess is as good as mine.