inconstantly: (tumblr_inline_o5afgygR1K1qbyjgz_540)
constantine. ([personal profile] inconstantly) wrote in [community profile] newcastlecrew2018-03-26 01:25 pm

for ~exorkismos

Never let it be said that John Constantine wouldn't go to certain lengths for a laugh. A great deal of effort and it was out of the question, but if the effort was minimal while completing another task then sure, why not?

When he arrives at the address indicated, John stands at the door holding a single rose wrapped in plastic from his last trip to the supermarket. The flower is in mostly good shape save for a slight drying at the edge of the petals. What is the most glaring is a large yellow sticker against the plastic, declaring the item HALF OFF FOR QUICK SALE! The artist was getting his damn rose, but it was still very clearly on John's terms.

He gives the door a solid knock, not even waiting for Marcus to respond before calling loudly against it. "Yeah, it's John. You'd better not be in there doing a shit." Despite being relentlessly forward, there's a lightness in John's voice. He's here to listen to music and drink up Marcus' alcohol supply. Should be fun. In the hand opposite of the rose is a bottle of gin. He didn't exactly trust that supply to last.
exorkismos: (pic#12130691)

[personal profile] exorkismos 2018-03-27 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
The building Marcus has directed John to is a crappy hotel that offers hourly rates and smells of cleaning solution and artificial lavender, strong and acrid enough to burn the inside of the nostrils. From the other side of the door comes the blare of music turned up too loud.

Marcus barely hears what John's saying over the noise, which is absolutely intentional. He's sprawled on the distinctly uncomfortable bed with his sketchbook in his lap and his cassette player right next to him. He doesn't turn it down, just roars cheerfully back, "It's open, you crude fucker, when did you get manners?" without looking up from the pencil sketch he's working on.
exorkismos: (pic#12162029)

[personal profile] exorkismos 2018-03-28 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
"Hey." Marcus is laughing, grabbing at and inspecting the rose. "You're serious. You seriously brought me a rose." He shakes his head. Notes the sticker, unoffended; relieved, in fact. He'd expect nothing less. "Christ, I reckon I'm touched. Vodka's in my bag down there." He gestures to a beaten-up rucksack at the foot of the bed, clapping his sketchbook closed and putting down his pencil. "Couple of cans of diet Coke in there too, cos the last time I drank vodka neat I nearly died. That could just be my lifestyle, though."
exorkismos: (doubt)

[personal profile] exorkismos 2018-04-03 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Marcus, who is perhaps not good at boundaries, is actually surprised John doesn't just upend the bag and go exploring: he wouldn't care, would more than understand the urge. He's about to comment on it, but John's question distracts him. Expression a mixture of impressed and horrified, he reaches backwards to put down the rose and grab a glass off the bedside table without taking his eyes off John. The glass is clean. Okay, the glass has only had water in it. That's clean, water cleans things.

"You've got a bottle of gin and a bottle of vodka between two people, one of whom is fifty-sodding-three, and you're afraid we'll, what, run out?" He's mixing a vodka and coke, which — not his favourite. He used to drink it more, so to him it just tastes like the early 2000s. Not great. The vodka had been a somewhat unorthodox but kindly-meant thanks for the exorcism gift — he couldn't exactly refuse. Ah well, after two doubles, he knows he'll get his taste for it back.